Wise, eyes and the hidden W

You know, when you're very intelligent in several ways you get called wise. And if you take away the "w" you just have "ise".
Which sounds exactly like eyes LOOL

Hey wait hold on!
Apart from the "w" it's just "ise" or eyes.
But wait, that "w".
lol.
Lmfaoo
The letter "w" is pronounced "DOUBLE YOU!" (Because it looks like 2 "u"s)
So the word "wise" becomes double U then "ise"
Which can be DOUBLE YOU, EYES! For the word "wise" get it?

If you tell someone "you're very eyes" It's random out of context but we know humans have at least 2 eyes. And after my thread on light, consciousness and eyes telling someone that they're eyes has meaning in the sense that they're very conscious/aware.

And here's the thing, if you have at last 2 eyes & someone referred to you as double you (you twice), you'd have twice as many eyes! So to tell them that they're smart you say they're very eyes.

And if you want to emphasise how many eyes they have, lol then you say they're very double YOU eyes. Or you could just write You You Eyes.
Or 2(You)eyes.
OR, OR!
Wise.
lol
Get it?