The megazord my mum promised me

Once, months after begging my Mum to buy me one megazord from the Argos catalogue. She finally says she'll get it for me. I'm ecstatic!

Imagine, she's going work one day. She goes, when I finish work I'll buy it for you. I spent the whole day on good behaviour.

she comes home now, I grab the bag from her. Tear the box open and what do I see? This shit.

I'm bamboozled, I'm trying HARD to see the megazord in this stupid 'Trivial Pursuit' box. I lay the whole thing out like

but there's no megazord bruv. There's no megazord anywhere. All I asked for was this. How do you bring home Trivial Pursuit?

At this point I'm in tears. But my Ma don't like me crying if I don't have a good reason. So I go upstairs to cry quietly.

Imagine. She caught me shedding tears, asked me why I was crying, then slapped me before I even responded. Now confused tears

How am I getting slapped up for YOUR error? I'm still heartbroken by the lack of megazord mind you. That day was terrible.

moral of story. Don't ask your mum for nun'. Just be happy to be alive